Thread: Shonie Carter super, däckar och vaknar upp i Istanbul!?

HAHAH! :lol: Det här är lite kul, han kanske trollar...han kanske inte gör det, ägaren av forumet/sidan som också är modd bekräftade att IP't var bulgariskt!

Shonie Carter festar lite för hårt och vaknar upp i Istanbul! :roll: ...å ber UG om "hjälp" (tråden)


Inlägg #1

Ok last time I was in california when it all starterd, but this time I have really messed up! I was out one night pARTYING IT UP AND BEFORE I knew it, I am on a private jet. I laughed at first and passed out on the plane. I woke up in istanbul, turkey. The reason I know because I am looking at the Black sea! WTF! I got a ride to bulgarian/ turkish border looking for American Embassy. Does anybody have any ideas on how to get back? The onetime I leave my friggin passport at home I need the damned thing! Somebody let bodybag76 and Immaculata know to message me here please! I am in hotel business center and my 2 cellphones don't work. I forgot all about that! Help me
Mr. International

Inlägg #2

Just get it done! I am gonna try getting to greece it is only an hour away! Just get me help! Send messages here not myspace it has been phished! I just found otu and don't know how to fix it yet gotta go I will be back on in an about an hour! I gotta get a ride to greece
shonie

Inlägg #3

Wow, ok I made it thru turkey. I am in Sofia, bulgaria as I found out now. I got a ride from the Bulgarian girl. the truth of the matter is she was a diplomats daughter and she was with him at the UFC. I didn't think they were serious about all of this. I am headed to an authority office of visitors since I can't find the damned US embassy. Fellas this is the type of sh_ _ I go thru in my life. I gotta get back and pay the mortgage and see my kids! I gotta train for my world middleweight title fight in the Shidokan world championships and blackbelt test November 22&23. I know you guys don't have areason to believe me right now, but shit happens to me like eeryone else but on a much larger scale. I have made it to a hotel business center here in sofia, bulgaria.

And by the way can someone go by my place and check the mail and feed my 2 new pythons and tarantulas? Don't ask and Don't mess with the monitor lizard it gets grumpy easily!

Inlägg #4

Damnit the Greeks! I am here now and these cars pull up on me, this has to be bodybags cousin and these big as hell geek guys jump out with ear pieces and take me into this car and i am now scared as hell but everyone is laughing and I don't quite get it all but something is funny and I am the only black guy here! The next thing the cars stop and we are in front of a stadium in greece after a ride from hell and wouldn't you know it thee are the guys that got me into all of this and the daughter is standing there as well. It's a damned fight show I guess alot of pople are here. Your cousin is trying to get me to fight this big assed greek/turkish wrestler in exhibition!WTF!

...de är sista han skrivit, han har lyckats tagit sig till grekland iaf! 8)

hahahahaha

Haha, om det är sant är det otroligt kul!

Men känns lite för otroligt va?
Hur har han kunnat ta sig mellan länderna utan sitt pass t.ex?

BS

Fortsättningen...

I am fighting tomorrow I swear against this big guy in the stadium I will have pics i swear. I ain't lying, they are only giving me 2 options for getting back. I am gonna have to fight last and they get me home by race boat to turkey then chicago or i find my own way back. This is Bullsh_ _ options! So I am gonna fight to get back home and I will get somebody to post the pics I got at the coliseum, ect. and video of fight! I am sorry for bothering you guys with this stuff. Dana White treated me waaayyy better than this! If i get back I will cut the weight and get down to 170 and fight my way back to UFC and stay my ass there and retire there! did anybody tell my brother to feed my pets?

All I know that I am meeting with the promoter after this, i am on tv all day on channel bulgarian national tv and they call it Nova television and ring television. I was asked about my days of fighting at the nightclubs in chicago. WTF!

I am now being asked to fight in macedonia after the fight, it was win for me but I am tired and sore after fighting this guy who had me beat by at least 12 kilos for 32 mintues. I actually had an armbar and he muscled out of it. I was in trouble at first when he mounted me, he was wrestler. We both started to gas out at the 27 minute mark. I finally got him with an anaconda choke modified. I think tre my intercostal doing it damn! I gotta fight in tthe shidokan middleweight world championships for my belt promotion exam if I get back in time. I am trying for my 3rd dan in shidokan. George ain't the only mma shidokan blackbelt who has been or is in the UFC. Pray for me, either I am going back to America or Macedonia if there is an option!

Oh yeah and I got photos I just gotta get someone to show me how to post them!

Don't ever doubt me again and I used the business centers from various hotels I have been crashing at

...så nu väntar alla på bilder, men dem försvinner väll i en mystisk olycka eller nått!? :roll:

Haha, han är rolig iaf!

"Dana White treated me waaayyy better than this! If i get back I will cut the weight and get down to 170 and fight my way back to UFC and stay my ass there and retire there! did anybody tell my brother to feed my pets?" :lol:

Senaste inläggget, Shonie om Zigenare! :lol:

I am going to be getting back on a truck heading towards the Turkish airport> with some gipsys who smell extremely badddd!!!I almost threw up like five times but then they would want to stop and eat cuz my throw up smells so good to them. I want to take the time to tell my agent gary Klusty thank you for the ticket that is waiting for me at the gate, it better be at least 1st class after all of this shit I went thru here! I see you guys when I get back in 2 days and minus 1 suit case for travel barter negotiations with the gypsies! LOng live the King!

blev det inga bilder?

Jag tror inte ett ord av det.

Inte jag heller är jag rädd, det där sista inlägget verkar inte trovärdigt för fem öre...

Senaste inlägget, han är tydligen hemma nu...

I want to thank all of you for all the help on giving me advice on how to get back home. i made it and i now need help on posting evidence of this sh _ _! I know you just won't believe it but that bulgarian mafia stuff is real as hell! It reminded me of the things that i went thru when i was in t. Petersburg,Russia fighting in M-1 years ago but worse, much worse! Any ways i am fighting again in Chicago at the last minute november 22 in shidokan memorial middleweight 4 man bareknuckle karate world invitational. If anybody is interested the tickets are $25, $40 and $100 at the downtown Hyatt Hotel. For more info checkout my myspace bulletin i am about to post!
I love you guys and gals
shonie" Negrodamus 2.0!" carter
I shoulda seen it all comin my way!

...men fortfarande inga bildbevis! :roll:

Fortfarande, och mycket förvånande.... :roll: ...inge bildbevis. Dock en rolig vändning i tråden!

Shannon "The Cannon" Ritch hoppade in och sa:

SHONIE you havea wonderful manager
GARY KLUSKY to help you!

what a dumb ass!!!

Shonie im glad your back to USA so... can we fight,
quit DUCKING me and tell the world why you
really didnt fight me in TEXAS, you didnt get your
medicals turned in...not that you were injured.

Im ready- GARY KLUSKY tells me he has it signed for us to fight... just waiting on you.

Shonie svara:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHHA
SERIOUSLY? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hm, han den där Carter, är han 12 år gammal? ^^

Originally Posted by noname

Fortfarande, och mycket förvånande.... :roll: ...inge bildbevis. Dock en rolig vändning i tråden!

Shannon "The Cannon" Ritch hoppade in och sa:

SHONIE you havea wonderful manager
GARY KLUSKY to help you!

what a dumb ass!!!

Shonie im glad your back to USA so... can we fight,
quit DUCKING me and tell the world why you
really didnt fight me in TEXAS, you didnt get your
medicals turned in...not that you were injured.

Im ready- GARY KLUSKY tells me he has it signed for us to fight... just waiting on you.

Shonie svara:
[quote:2a6eyw6j]HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHHA
SERIOUSLY? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[/quote:2a6eyw6j]


LOL...What a jacka$$! Shannon Ritch...you are true to form. There is no fight scheduled nor would we ever have you fight Shonie. You just plain are not in the same class nor are your skills worthy. Your ethics alone would prevent that from happening. I did hear though...that there is a carnival show looking for an act.

Originally Posted by sportsagent

Originally Posted by noname

Fortfarande, och mycket förvånande.... :roll: ...inge bildbevis. Dock en rolig vändning i tråden!

Shannon "The Cannon" Ritch hoppade in och sa:

SHONIE you havea wonderful manager
GARY KLUSKY to help you!

what a dumb ass!!!

Shonie im glad your back to USA so... can we fight,
quit DUCKING me and tell the world why you
really didnt fight me in TEXAS, you didnt get your
medicals turned in...not that you were injured.

Im ready- GARY KLUSKY tells me he has it signed for us to fight... just waiting on you.

Shonie svara:
[quote:1djc6l1q]HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHAHAHHA
SERIOUSLY? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL...What a jacka$$! Shannon Ritch...you are true to form. There is no fight scheduled nor would we ever have you fight Shonie. You just plain are not in the same class nor are your skills worthy. Your ethics alone would prevent that from happening. I did hear though...that there is a carnival show looking for an act.[/quote:1djc6l1q]

HAHA! :lol:

MMAForum.se goes international!!!

....språkbarriärs brytande trollande eller Shonie's manager/agent/vän som känner att det är nödvändigt att basha Shannon och/eller backa up Shonie!?

...hehe, detta är lustigt! :roll:

"Bildbevis" har presenterats... :roll:

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Originally Posted by noname

"Bildbevis" har presenterats... :roll:

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gillade killen som låg och sov...